Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.
so i was making screencaps and i just -
bASICALLY IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST DEREK HALE HAS BEEN IN 3 SEASONS, YOU’RE DEAD WRONG. IF THIS DOESN’T MAKE YOU WANT TO LET OUT THE LONGEST ‘AWWW’ AND ALSO GIVE THIS MAN A WARM HUG AND A MUG OF HOT COCOA AND TELL HIM THAT LIFE WILL GET BETTER, I’M TAKING AWAY YOUR CATS AND YOUR KIDS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO HEART.
Benedict Cumberbatch & Alice Eve photoshoot for GQ Style
the only person humble crab follows is avril lavigne
treat people like scott mccall would treat them
walk into the club like can I tempt you with a cup of camomile
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.